92+ Black People Jokes To Laugh Out Loud (2023)

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. A man from the Census Bureau knocks on an apartment door in the projects I hate when black people mistakenly think I'm racist Why do black people cry during sex? Why are there no black people in "The Jetsons" Guy can tell how any animal was killed Overcrowded church I wish Johnny Rockets would stop claiming to be an authentic 40s diner... Why do so many black people believe in God? Why do black people have white hands? Why don't black people go on cruises? Related Topics Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? Last Names My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. Why don't black people go on cruises? Black people love boom boxes .. A young black boy walks int to kitchen ... My teacher called me racist today.... Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. They say there's safety in numbers... Do you have something against black people?!?!!? A black man walks into a restaurant Usain Bolt goes to a golf course... "dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green"? I missed a question on my biology exam today. You know, people in the 1970s thought there would be a black president when pigs fly... Want to hear a racist joke? We may not be able to call black people the N-word To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans... I've always stood up for black people... If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist why are black people so tall? My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. Why do some people think Jesus was black? Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Why do black people only have nightmares? Why are black people unable to get a PhD? What do you call 5 black people having sex? Why did people make white chocolate? I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill. Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. How do you keep black people from stealing things in your back yard? What do black people do after sex? 98% of black people love having sex in showers "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals A white man tells a black man Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? Why don't black people dream? Why do black people go to church? I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells" As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... How many black people does it take to start a riot? I was invited to a party... Don't be racist, be like Mario... I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Caught red handed Why do black people eat fried chicken? I failed my AP Biology test... Why do black people always have nightmares? Luke cage People need to be a little bit more considerate of Trump's decision to skip the White House Correspondents' dinner. So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Black people can be racist too A young boy asks his dad Not sure if Jesus was black or white... It's no surprise that the Williams sisters... I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. People today are so politically correct. You can't even say black paint, The sun blacks out on a work day & everyone is amazed. I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells I respect all people People say congress is in a stalemate, but that isn't true People are so political these days... Today I Failed my Biology Test. Black people sure love them some boom boxes. I used to think all black people had boomboxes Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. The heaviest things in the universe People are so sensitive now-a-days. A black kid puts powder on his face and realised he looked white Sony created two new stereos. Why won't black people board cruise ships? why are black people so good at basketball? A black man walks into a restaurant.. A basic rule of comedy is that if you possess a trait, you can joke about it. Like if you're fat, you can joke about fat people. If you're black, you can joke about black people There are two types of people. (I saw this as a meme, but haven't found it on this sub yet so here it goes) Pixar's movies always have the same idea You're not supposed to make joke about a group of people unless you're part of it A new study found People ask why I never finish my paintings Videos

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do.

We do it in schools, because we have class.

A man from the Census Bureau knocks on an apartment door in the projects

A black woman answers the door and the man asks, "Excuse me, Ma'am, how many people live here?"

The woman replies, "Me and my 12 children".

"Wow" the man exclaims, "I had better go get an extra record sheet so I can write down all of their names".

"No, you won't need to" she says, "I named them all Leeroy".

The man stops for a second with a puzzled look on his face. "But Ma'am, how do you call them each to dinner?"

"I just yell 'Leeroy, time for dinner!' and they all come".

"But then how do you get them to go to bed?"

"Same thing. I just yell 'Leeroy, time for bed!' and they all get to bed".

"So what do you do when you want to speak to them one on one?"

"That's easy, I just call them by their last name."

I hate when black people mistakenly think I'm racist

Today, a black guy was holding hands with his white girlfriend in the airport and got upset because he caught me looking at him suspiciously. I wish I could explain to him that I was only trying to figure out if he was in the NBA or not.

Why do black people cry during sex?

Because of the mace.

92+ Black People Jokes To Laugh Out Loud (1)

Why are there no black people in "The Jetsons"

Because it's going to be a great future.

Guy can tell how any animal was killed

Guy walks into a bar and says: While I am blindfolded, I can feel the pelt of any animal and tell you how it was killed.

People start betting, the guy is blindfolded and given the first pelt (this bar has them for some reason).

the man holds the pelt and fingers the bullet hole, then says: this is a polar bear and it was killed .30-06! He is correct!

the next pelt is handed to him. He feels it and finds the bullet hole. then he says: This is a muskrat and it was killed by a .22! He is correct! Everyone cheers, beers are bought and a good time is had by all.

the next morning, the man wakes up in his own bed next to his wife but he now has a black eye and a headache. He wakes his wife and asks what happened with his new shiner. she says that she gave it to him. he asks why. well, she says, last night you came home drunk, and stuck your hand down my pants. then you yelled in my ear: **SKUNK, KILLED BY AX.**

Overcrowded church

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were only three people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

92+ Black People Jokes To Laugh Out Loud (2)

I wish Johnny Rockets would stop claiming to be an authentic 40s diner...

... I see black people eating there All the time.

Why do so many black people believe in God?

Its the only father they will ever know.

Why do black people have white hands?

There's a little good in everybody.

Why don't black people go on cruises?

They already fell for that once.

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Why don't you ever see black people on cruises?

They'll never be tricked into that one again...

Last Names

Back in olden days, people got their last names by their profession or something they were known for. For example, if your last name is smith, your ancestor was a black smith. If your last name is Carpenter your ancestor was a carpenter. And if your last name is Dickinson I have some bad news

My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow.

That means no black people.

Why don't black people go on cruises?

They aren't falling for that one again.

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Black people love boom boxes ..

I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)

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A young black boy walks int to kitchen ...

There he dumps a pound of flour on himself, he goes to his mother and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His mother slaps him in the mouth and says, "go tell your Father what you jst said!" The boy goes to his fAther and says, " look! I'm a white boy!" His father takes him over his leg and spanks him hard. Then the father asked," okay son , now what have you learned?" The looks at him and says," I've only been a white boy for 8 minutes now an I already hate you black people!"

My teacher called me racist today....

So I told him " I am not racist because as we all know racism is a crime and crime is only done by black people."

Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes.

It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something.

They say there's safety in numbers...

Tell that to 6 million Jews

Do you have something against black people?!?!!?

Yes, an alarm system.

Usain Bolt goes to a golf course...

He turns up and walks into the clubhouse to get his membership and play a round.

The receptionist says 'Sorry Sir, we don't allow black people in this golf club.'

'That is ridiculous, its 2014 and you don't allow black people in your golf club?'

'Please don't make a scene Sir, there is another gold club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in.'

'But I'm Usain Bolt!'

'OK then, 2 minutes.'

"dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green"?

"well son, its a saying. just like when you say someone was caught red handed, when their hand is actually black"

I missed a question on my biology exam today.

The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

You know, people in the 1970s thought there would be a black president when pigs fly...

Then Barack Obama was elected. And after a year, swine flu.

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Want to hear a racist joke?

Just kidding, i'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

We may not be able to call black people the N-word

But we can say things like "hey dad" and "have a nice day officer."

To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans...

Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner.

I've always stood up for black people...

It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat

If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist

black people would rob me

why are black people so tall?

because their knee grows

My black girlfriend told me this on our first date.

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why do some people think Jesus was black?

Cause he is our father, and he never came back.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we killed the one who had a dream.
Happy MLK day

Why are black people unable to get a PhD?

Because they can't get past their masters

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What do you call 5 black people having sex?

A threesome

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill.

I always wanted to use black people as currency.

Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close.

I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.

How do you keep black people from stealing things in your back yard?

You hang some in the front.

Relax It's dark humor

What do black people do after sex?

15 to life

98% of black people love having sex in showers

The other 2% haven't been to prison yet

"Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Son, some people see God as a man, while others see God as a woman."

"Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Son, some people see God as black, while others see God as white."

"Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"

Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals

-Sent from your iPhone.

A white man tells a black man

Why do people call you color man ?? To what the black man answers " I don't know

When I was born; I was black.
When I started to grow, I was black.
When I go to the beach I'm black.
When I have a cold I'm still black.
When I have panic I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
even when I die I continued to be black.

Instead you my friend

When you're born you're pink.
When you start to grow you are white.
When you go to the beach you look red.
When you're cold you look blue.
When you have panic you look yellow.
When you're sick you look green.
When you die you turn gray ....

And they still dare to call me a color man

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Why don't black people dream?

The last one who had a dream got shot.

Why do black people go to church?

Because the father is actually there.

I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells"

Black people was the wrong answer...

As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people...

But I guess I'll take a shot at it.

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

One less than before

I was invited to a party...

'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too.

Don't be racist, be like Mario...

He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...

I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me..

What do you call 5 black people having sex?

A Three some.

In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?"

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

Caught red handed

Little Johnny asks, "Dad, why do they say people who are good at gardening have a green thumb?".
Dad thought for a moment, "Johnny, it's just a saying. It's like when someone is caught stealing, it's said they're caught red handed, even though their hands are black".

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Why do black people eat fried chicken?

Because it tastes good.

I failed my AP Biology test...

They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"

Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer

Why do black people always have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

Luke cage

In marvels luke cage everyone thinks that luke has super powers because he's bullet proof.

But bullet proof black people isn't a super power it's straight up evolution.

People need to be a little bit more considerate of Trump's decision to skip the White House Correspondents' dinner.

The roasting waiting for him there would probably have made him the second black president.

So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill.

Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.

Black people can be racist too

It's just that white people are much better at it like we are at everything else.

A young boy asks his dad

A young boy asks his dad: "Why do people say gardeners have green thumbs when their fingers aren't actually green?"

The dad replies: "It's just a saying, son. It's like when somebody is caught stealing something, they say that they have been caught 'red handed,' even though their hands are actually black."

Not sure if Jesus was black or white...

...but he certainly wasn't asian, or people wouldn't be asking him to take the wheel.

It's no surprise that the Williams sisters...

It's no surprise that the Williams sisters always win at tennis.

Black people have centuries of experience serving.

And appearing at the courts, for that matter.

I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist.

Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

People today are so politically correct. You can't even say black paint,

You have to say "Leeroy, please paint my fence."

The sun blacks out on a work day & everyone is amazed.

I do it and people say I've "got a problem."

I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells

Apparently black people was not the answer.

People say congress is in a stalemate, but that isn't true

In order for a stalemate you need black pieces

People are so political these days...

...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".

Today I Failed my Biology Test.

One of the questions asked. What are normally found inside cells?

Apparently, 'Black People' was not the correct answer.

Black people sure love them some boom boxes.

I'm not racist,

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That's just their stereotype.

I used to think all black people had boomboxes

then I realized that was just a stereo type

Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't.

But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
warning officer," and "Hi dad."

The heaviest things in the universe

3 - Neutron stars

2 - Black holes

1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke

People are so sensitive now-a-days.

People are so sensitive now-a-days. You can't even say black paint. Instead you gotta say, Jamal, will you please paint the fence?

A black kid puts powder on his face and realised he looked white

So he went down to his mom and said
Look mom I'm white .

His mother tells him
Don't do that, it's not funny now go wash up .

The kid then goes to his dad who said
Why are you doing stupid things. Now go clean up .

The kid disappointed with his parents reaction says to himself as he cleans up
One day of being white and I already hate black people .

Sony created two new stereos.

One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.

Those are two stereo types.

Why won't black people board cruise ships?

We're not falling for that bullshit again.

why are black people so good at basketball?

because they practice

A black man walks into a restaurant..

There is a huge sign on wall that says "Colored People Not Allowed."

The man takes a seat and a white man comes over in a hurry and says, " Excuse me son, we don't serve colored people in this restaurant. Im going to have to ask you to leave."

The black man smiles, looks at the white man and says, "Sir, when I was born I was black, when I am sick I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I'm angry I'm black and when I sad I'm black.

But you, sir, when you're born you're pink, when you're sick you are green, when you're cold you turn blue and when you're angry you turn red.

And you have the nerve to call me colored!"

A basic rule of comedy is that if you possess a trait, you can joke about it. Like if you're fat, you can joke about fat people. If you're black, you can joke about black people

So, a 25-year old virgin walks into a bar..

There are two types of people.

Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.

(I saw this as a meme, but haven't found it on this sub yet so here it goes) Pixar's movies always have the same idea

What if x has feelings?

Examples:

Toy Story: What if toys have feelings

Cars: What if cars have feelings

Inside Out: What if feelings have feelings

Soul: What if black people have feelings?

You're not supposed to make joke about a group of people unless you're part of it

If you're black you can make black jokes, if you're gay you can make gay jokes, if you're Muslim you can make Muslim jokes, etc...

So anyways two idiots walk into a bar....

A new study found

A new study found

that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..

And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..

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